What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What was your most memorable experience catching a fraudulent car seller?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

Gun owners, imagine if an attacker comes to your home and takes your gun to use against you before you had the chance to pick it up. Would you regret owning a gun?

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why does Islam give a bad vibe?

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why are most people broke?

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

If you believe in God, do you think God can save you from cancer?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

Moonraker

What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How did my ex move on very fast?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What does it mean when a guy says he doesn't want to ruin the friendship? Is he rejecting me or is there another explanation? Why would a guy choose not to risk the friendship if he has feelings for me?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

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